Song for Vitch's Birthday....

You would not believe your eyes
If a piece of chicken fry
Were stuck right there on a black man’s lip.

'Cause it’d sit and rest right there
And get grease drops everywhere
You'd think me rude
But I would just stand and stare

I'd like to make myself believe
That summer sales passed slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
In a place for ‘ore a week
'Cause no place is as good as it seems.

'Cause I'd get a thousand looks
From ten thousand ghetto fools
As they tried to ask me to their room

A motion above your head
No I won’t go to see your bed
The door contact is just hanging by a thread

I'd like to make myself believe
That summer sales passed slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
In one place for ‘ore a week
'Cause nothing is as good as it seems.
When I left to sell

Leave my door open just a crack
(I thought they’d be bigger than that)
'Cause I feel like I really need to scratch
(Rub lip gloss on my legs)
Why do I eat worms in my sleep
(Please send me a free box now)
When I'm far too tired to fall asleep

To ten million mosquito bites
The bedbugs put up a fight
I got misty eyes as I sprayed insect-cide.

But I'll get another sale
My dreams are doomed to fail
'Cause I rode a city bus when I felt…ill.

I'd like to make myself believe
That summer sales passed slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
In one place for ‘ore a week
'Cause nothing is as good as it seems.
When I left to sell

I'd like to make myself believe
That summer sales passed slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
In one place for ‘ore a week
'Cause nothing is as good as it seems.
When I left to sell

I'd like to make myself believe
That summer sales passed slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
In one place for ‘ore a week
Because my t@m90^ is flying through the air….

I hope you had the most awesome day...EVER!!!!!!!